Wednesday, 20 December 2017

Triple sanity rantings

1: So what was that all about?
2: What are you talking about?
1: The mosquitoes.
3: What mosquitoes? I wasn't paying attention at all.
1: Well, what were you doing 3?
3: Was thinking about the flies. Now, tell me about the mosquitoes.
1: We got to ask 2.
2: Nothing more.
1,3: What do you mean?
2: The mosquitoes died.
1: Was it sudden?
3: Was it stroke or heart attack?
2: (long sigh) Murder. Chemical warfare. With the black ‘Hit’

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1: Are we writing today?
2: Nah. We are too happy for that.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. We are too sad for that.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. We are too busy today.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. We are too lazy.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. It's sabbath.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. I forgot the storyline.

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1: So, how about we buy a new dress?
2: Don't we have many already?
3: What? There are some awesome new arrivals!
2: Did you visit Amazon?
1: I didn't. 3 did.
3: It was Facebook. Not me.
2: (sighs)
1: So, how about we buy a new dress?

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1: Are we writing about this new boy in town?
2: New boy? Which boy?
3: There is no new boy in town.
1: Oh. Is it?
2: Wait a minute. Haven't I heard these exact words somewhere?
3: Me too. Me too.
1: Have you?
2: Wasn't that a song we read long ago?
1: (gives a sly laugh)
2: You cheater!
3: But it's nice.
1: I wonder if they copyrighted it.
2: So, what's the boy's name?

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1: How about we write about black widow?
2: How about we write about humans?
1: A human black widow?
3: She didn't marry again?
2: Who didn't?
3: The black widow, of course!
1,2: (sighs)
2: How about highly treacherous humans?
3: …with super powers too.
1: That would be awesome!
2: That would be out of genre.
1: Darn your genre!
3: How about kangaroo? 
1: Kangaroo who became a .........
3: Joey?
1: Yes. That's it. Time travel.
2: How about something new and exciting?
1: How about our conversations?

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And so… here we are folks!
Have a great day.

P.S: I named it sanity so that you wouldn't have any doubts as to it’s regard.

Thursday, 23 November 2017

An Angel

A light ever so bright,
And a kind of white.
Gives something dark,
Darker than the murk!
And ends up dying,
With all wax drying.

Will my candle glow?
Until the day I blow?
Oh my dear, it hurt!
A candle with the heat!  
Why would it burn,
Like it is a furn?

Why should a rose be
The one with the thorns?
Why can't it be free
Of all these horns?
Are they to pierce the one
Who will forever love?

Yet, we all are humans;
The ones with the souls.
Souls that are hollow,
Waiting to be hallow.
Yet filled with love
That makes us a slave.

My heart skips a beat;
Who would've thought?
If thou art an angel,
With such good heart,
Why should you, be the one,
The one of the death?


Dedicated to the angel of death.

Tuesday, 24 October 2017

In the name of Holiness?

Greetings in the name of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ! It always gives me great happiness to write about Christianity in my blogs.

Hailing from India, a country of many gods and goddesses, I have often seen Church ministers and believers (for many generations) try to prove themselves holier than the other religions. While the notion itself is not wrong, it often leads to practices that aren't mentioned in the Bible. I have discussed about a few below. Please do read and leave me your valuable comments (it would be much appreciated).

NWJ-Not wearing jewels:
I would first like to clarify that there is no such thing in the Bible. This is a tradition that is believed to have been borrowed from Buddhism. Women and men are forbidden in Churches to wear any jewel of any kind. When the Bible itself has got numerous references of even saints wearing them, I don't understand the necessity of such a thing. Many Churches deny even the holy communion or baptism to the “jewel wearing” women. They are given no part in the Church activities too. (It is an Indian tradition of women to wear gold jewellery). I find it way too much. When God Himself has given them salvation, who are we to deny them baptism?
I often find little girls who love trinkets being told that they will land in hell. If that is to be true, even great saints like Abraham, Isaac, and Job will not find a part in Heaven. Telling your kids to be modest is good. Actually, the best. Please don't mislead them at a very young age.

No Makeup:
I believe that you could visualise the Churches which do not allow women to wear even jewels, will certainly not allow them to wear makeup too. I still remember my sister (when she was ten) being condemned in Church for wearing a lipstick. Adding a dash of colour to your face won't add up to your sin list I believe.

The white Sundays:
Somehow, Indians are so colour specific; from the yogis who have saffron attire to some famous hindu temples having uniforms of black, red or yellow. Eventually, the Churches started following a white Sunday code. I don't call it wrong. I just find it being unnecessarily stressed. It is good to be different. But if people are not willing, please don't compel them.

Hairstyles:
Would you believe me if I told you that I got scolded in my childhood by a pastor because I side parted my hair and plaited it?
Around two decades ago, my mom was diagnosed with lupus (an autoimmune disease). After lots of prayer, she recovered from her deathbed by God's grace. And, most of the believers accused her that her sickness was because of her hairstyle. (She should have worn it in a bun instead of her usual plaiting they claimed).
Till date, most of my cousins (who happens to be pastor’s kids) aren't allowed to even cut their hair. They are being told 1Corinthians11.6 (For if a woman does not cover her head, she might as well have her hair cut off; but if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, then she should cover her head.) that it is disgraceful.
Thankfully, plaits are not considered as sin in Church nowadays. But loose hair is still a sin. Hope it will change sooner.

To be continued...

Thursday, 28 September 2017

To Hankerland

     It was pretty much like any other day. I sat at the ice cream parlour near my house. It wasn't a fancy parlour like those you see in the cities. But it had ice cream. The necessity of life. You see, I have a sweet tooth. My craving for ice cream has been daily quenched at this very shop. I took a scoop into my mouth. I did not devour it immediately. I let it melt inside my mouth. Oh, what fun! I took another scoop and let my eyes wander outside.
    I, being a nature lover, was thrilled to watch the clouds race by. They formed various shapes, animals, mystical creatures, why, I even saw a tree! I watched how the golden arrows of the Sun pierced each cloud. I was amazed by the reflection and refraction of the rays. How wonderful it must be to be a Sun, with all the planets revolving around, I wondered. The clouds literally seemed to glide by. Every one was different from the other. Some white, some grey, some dark, some high, some low, some wispy, some fluffy, some smoky, some feathery, some heavy nimbus, some stratus, some cumulus, why, some even had a purple lining! I felt as if I walked through a museum of clouds. Lost in thoughts, I nibbled my ice cream joyfully.
       In the middle of my fifth ice cream, Teena, a girl from my school came and sat near me. I have never talked with her before. You see, I am not very good at talking with people. Now, I was in the situation to talk to her out of courtesy. One cannot simply ignore the person sitting next to them. Especially, when one knows them.
      “You live nearby?” I asked.
      “You never knew that before?” she asked quite sharp.
      I gave an awkward laugh. I was getting slightly annoyed. She was now standing between me and my cloud museum.
      I started sky grazing again. This time, I decided to ignore her completely.

      “So, you are now in Hankerland?” she asked. Now, I sensed an enthusiasm in her tone.
      “What is that? Neverland 2.0?” I asked.
      “Haha! Maybe.” she said.
      After a few moments of silence and ice cream nibbling, she continued “So you have never been there before?”
      “No.”
      “I will take you tonight.” she said and left.
      Only after she left, I realised how quick she ate her ice cream. Only after sometime I started wondering what she meant by taking me tonight. The more I thought about it, the more it felt awkward.

       It was dusk. The Sun rays came peeping through my window. The Sun was now a beautiful orange ball. The sky was cloud free. I watched through my window if Teena came. I somehow had only little hope that she will come. But still I got ready and got permission from my mom by telling her that Teena will be taking me to her house.

      The next morning I couldn't shake off the feeling that Teena was stupid enough not to ask me where my house was. I went early to school that day with hopes of having a conversation with her.
      “Hey. You didn't come yesterday night!” I accused as soon as I entered the classroom.
      “You didn't see me in your dreams?” she asked indignantly.
      “Dreams?” I felt like talking to a psycho.
      “Yeah! That is how you go to Hankerland.” she replied with her tone still cool. “What did you think? We could fly there?”
      “Huh?!” I stammered.
      “Tonight be careful to watch out for me in your dreams.” she said.

      I got ready to go to bed that night. I still felt funny about Teena.
     Soon I was sound asleep.
     Sure enough, I had a dream. A weird dream. I was somehow in the sky. Walking in the sky. As if walking on an invisible floor in the sky. I was afraid to look down. Afraid that I may fall down. I kept on asking myself aloud ‘Where is she?’
     Sooner, I started cloud watching. They were quite at a distance from me. Felt like seeing distant mountains and not my regular cloud watching. I started walking along the direction which somehow I felt must be right. After sometime, which felt like hours, I noticed that the clouds changed into pastel pink. What a girly flavour I thought. I reached an end after hours of walk. It ought to be the end. There was this wall. The wall that blocked me. What was this wall anyway? Why was it here?
     “So you came tonight?” I recognised Teena’s voice.
     She started climbing the wall. She climbed with ease too. The more she climbed, the more inclined it became. Now, I had this invisible urge to climb it. I climbed after her. Even the wall seemed to extend for miles. I was surprised that I was feeling sane even in my dream. Teena explained that it happens all the time in Hankerland.
     “Is Hankerland pastel themed?” I asked. I couldn't see any sun. Only cotton candy mountain like clouds. And everywhere I turned, it was all pastel coloured. And I was getting tired of this. It seemed too girly.
     “We are yet to reach Hankerland.” she replied. “You got tired of the rainbow, huh?”
     “What rainbow?” I asked.
     “Why, the one we are climbing!”
     “Oh! So it is a rainbow. I thought it was some forbidden wall.”

     At last the so called rainbow ended. Well, it looked somewhat like a rainbow from this side. In front of it, there a huge cherry tree that blocked the only way in between surreal cliffs.
     “Look, we are now at the entrance. We have to act crazy in order to enter in” she said. “roll your eyes and run around in circles pretending to chase a tail that you don't have.”
     We both did and the huge tree moved.
     Beyond it, the was land at last. Moss covered land. This place was now in a creepy green colour. The rocks there breathed bubbles. Yes, bubbles. Like soap bubbles. And I saw many other crazy things too.
     “Welcome to Hankerland!” she cried at the top of her voice.
     Soon we were deep inside the land. It seems like Teena was the ruler here in Hankerland. And Hankerland is only a part of the larger mainland. She has apparently created it and made it this crazy.
     We passed through many curious lands and of course, people. We even passed by her castle and all the soldiers were half human and half goat. I wondered why would she create such a thing after all?
     We at last arrived at a fountain. It looked too murky. She scooped her hands, took some and drank!
     “Yikes!” I cried. She laughed crazy and pushed me into the fountain.

     I woke up as I fell. I was happy. Happy for all my dreams I had that day.
     I don't remember getting ready to school that happy.
     “Hey Teena! I saw you yesterday night in my dreams!” I said.
     “I know.” she replied calmly.
     “You pushed me down, you idiot!” I asked indignantly.
     “That was all chocolate lemonade. Whenever you feel afraid in Hankerland, the dream will end.” she explained.
     “What kind of a drink is that? Chocolate lemonade? It sounds too gross.”
    “Believe me, it tastes great!” she said.
    We sat in silence for sometime. “Don't you have any interesting creatures there?” I asked.
    “Like what?”
    “Maybe dragon or dinosaur or maybe even trolls!” I said.
    “Trolls?”
    “Trolls fighting. Like two sects of trolls fighting.”
    “But why would the trolls fight?”
    “I don't know!” I replied honestly.
    “You can create your own Hankerland.” she smiled “With trolls fighting.”
    “How is that?” I asked.
    “It’s so simple. Think out well how you would want your place to be. Like, the details of flora, fauna, demography, geology, etc.. Don't forget to make a way! Or you will never get there!” she said.
    If I had heard it for the first time, I would have taken her for nuts. But, not now. Not after visiting Hankerland.

    It had been years, since this all started. Teena no more lives in our town. I don't have any sort of contact with her. She left without a goodbye.
    Still, everyday we meet. We meet in Hankerland. Teena never grew up or changed. She is still the crazy teenager when I first met her.
    Now, I have my own land. I call it Neverland 2.0, Alwaysland.
    Today, I have completed my Alwaysland novella.
    I turned to the first page and wrote, “In the loving memory of Teena, who taught me how to dream.”