Wednesday, 20 December 2017

Triple sanity rantings

1: So what was that all about?
2: What are you talking about?
1: The mosquitoes.
3: What mosquitoes? I wasn't paying attention at all.
1: Well, what were you doing 3?
3: Was thinking about the flies. Now, tell me about the mosquitoes.
1: We got to ask 2.
2: Nothing more.
1,3: What do you mean?
2: The mosquitoes died.
1: Was it sudden?
3: Was it stroke or heart attack?
2: (long sigh) Murder. Chemical warfare. With the black ‘Hit’

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1: Are we writing today?
2: Nah. We are too happy for that.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. We are too sad for that.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. We are too busy today.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. We are too lazy.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. It's sabbath.
1: (days later) At least today?
2: Nah. I forgot the storyline.

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1: So, how about we buy a new dress?
2: Don't we have many already?
3: What? There are some awesome new arrivals!
2: Did you visit Amazon?
1: I didn't. 3 did.
3: It was Facebook. Not me.
2: (sighs)
1: So, how about we buy a new dress?

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1: Are we writing about this new boy in town?
2: New boy? Which boy?
3: There is no new boy in town.
1: Oh. Is it?
2: Wait a minute. Haven't I heard these exact words somewhere?
3: Me too. Me too.
1: Have you?
2: Wasn't that a song we read long ago?
1: (gives a sly laugh)
2: You cheater!
3: But it's nice.
1: I wonder if they copyrighted it.
2: So, what's the boy's name?

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1: How about we write about black widow?
2: How about we write about humans?
1: A human black widow?
3: She didn't marry again?
2: Who didn't?
3: The black widow, of course!
1,2: (sighs)
2: How about highly treacherous humans?
3: …with super powers too.
1: That would be awesome!
2: That would be out of genre.
1: Darn your genre!
3: How about kangaroo? 
1: Kangaroo who became a .........
3: Joey?
1: Yes. That's it. Time travel.
2: How about something new and exciting?
1: How about our conversations?

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And so… here we are folks!
Have a great day.

P.S: I named it sanity so that you wouldn't have any doubts as to it’s regard.